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#goals  

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

(via wormstachioso)

(via nae8liss)

Yep, they neglected to teach me though. Sad face.

Paris can play it, hence the mention. He was playing it with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth whilst I necked red wine just before I left. Dumb things really amuse me.

#69-o  

Anonymous asked: Hey there beautiful person! SURPRISE! Once you get this, you should put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you are beautiful inside and out. Help spread Anon love, not hate!

Awaah how lovely!

I really have nothing against low culture social media usage. Screw naysayers most of this stuff seems pretty positive to me

The only thing that worries me is anyone who would like to receive one of these feeling bummed out if they didn’t get one

But if I spam everyone’s inboxes now it’ll be obvious

Xxxx

(Red wine I have drunk quite a bit of red wine am I even making sense)

Life is fucking great I don’t even care that it’s raining

I’ve always had a soft spot for accordions as my mother and Grampy can both play

#personal  

Fire damage from the bell tent

RIP

The bell tent burned down.

We were playing a game in the bell tent in the garden pretending to be part of a medieval war with candles and wine but I’m too allergic to the carpet to stay in there- proper gutted

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No eye make up today due to crusty eye thing this morning

#personal  

I have a ‘head cold’, it’s entirely my fault and I feel like crap. Bum. Have to get out of bed and go do things, so much to get done before Tuesday, then a friend is staying over for a few days and then it’s my birthday.

#personal  

nightsgather:

toothy-babe:

foxmouth:

Grimes by Ralph Mecke

Literally used this shoot as my entire basis for my college project.

at some point I would really like my hair this colour ghostsflesh tell me how to do it

Depends what your hair is like when you decide to go for it :) But am always on standby for hair help

Before I get tattoos I draw and cut out little pictures of what I want and stick them on my body